So I'm out walking the dogs when a voice emanates from one of the houses along the northern-most segment of N. Las Palmas Ave.: "F**k. C**t. Doggy of luuuuuv" (that's "love" with a long peaking tone).
Then again, as if for emphasis: "F**k. C**t. Doggy of luuuuuv."
As you might imagine, this curious proclamation left me with many questions. For one thing, what letters were the asterisks supposed to represent?