Shorter Michael Scheuer:
The only chance we have as a country right now is for Osama bin Laden to deploy and detonate a major weapon in the United States.
Actually, that's not "shorter" Scheuer - that's just Scheuer. He really said it. (Click the link and watch the clip.)
To be fair, though, Scheuer really only means that bin Laden's deployment and detonation of a major weapon in the United States would be better for us on balance. (One must be charitable.)
